Flashback: Relationship Indicators...Kinda Like Mood Rings

Originally Posted to Myspace June 5, 2007 11:24:00 AM

It happened the other day...Mr. Incredible walks into my office. We chatted for a bit while he was waiting for his appointment. He has a career, cute, and...drives a family car. almost worked up the nerve to ask him to coffee...he was/is that great. Then the news comes out...he has a girlfriend. ::hear the air rushing out of my hope balloon:: So much for getting invited to his birthday bash in a few weeks.

All of ths could have been solved...guys should have relationship indicators. I'm not sure what it would be...some sort of discreet signal to the female population of the world showing that he's taken. Then, those like me wouldn't feel their hopes dashed on the rocks when they meet an incredible man and work to impress him only to find out that he's no longer on the Eligible Bachelor list.

My guy friends say that mood rings on girls would be helpful. I say we, the single ladies of the world, need relationship indicators on men. Ladies, you know it's true. I'm not advocating "man hunting" but when you find a good one, it's nice to know if you have a chance.

So I get to see Mr. Incredible again in a week when he comes in...and wonder what his table manners are like.

PS. Mr. Incredible, if you know who you are, and happen to stumble across this...call me.

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